it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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