At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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