There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Randomize
