Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Randomize
