I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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