seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
