so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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