i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Randomize
