I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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