Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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