The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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