I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Sorry about my life...
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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