Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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