Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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