A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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