i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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