Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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