Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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