Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
i now understand why vodka
I made him laugh his dick is mine
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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