But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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