i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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