Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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