How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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