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  Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.

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• That was your jaw.

  Submitted by arthurlux on Dec 24, 10 at 1:04pm

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  • Which is good, 'cause it sounds like you'll need it to stretch that far.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Dec 24, 10 at 1:06pm

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    • hahaha nice.

      Submitted by bandkid27 on Dec 24, 10 at 2:46pm

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  • When I responded to this, the count of up vs. down was 69-1. Which I find incredibly appropriate and even more hilarious.

    Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 25, 10 at 12:24am

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• I can haz number?

  Submitted by TshirtTime on Dec 24, 10 at 11:37am

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• Wow good shit

  Submitted by ashleynytro on Dec 24, 10 at 3:32pm

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• Everything's bigger in Texas!!!!

  Submitted by colleen69 on Dec 24, 10 at 4:31pm

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• ...only guys talk like this about penis

  Submitted by Anonymousssss on Dec 28, 10 at 1:08am

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• Haha if it was pourto rican then I think I know who this is talkin about and trust me it's DAMN

  Submitted by jennylynn123 on Dec 24, 10 at 12:23pm

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• Nice! I've been told that...

  Submitted by chaddywood on Dec 25, 10 at 5:17am

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• I don't want people knowing this about me! guess it's out there now

  Submitted by d_dot_ford on Dec 25, 10 at 12:07am

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  • It's expected when you have no legs...

    Submitted by said8ED on Dec 25, 10 at 5:55pm

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• I can't help it!

  Submitted by Kermiy101 on Dec 26, 10 at 12:09pm

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• Merry Christmas get started

  Submitted by Duffy717 on Dec 25, 10 at 9:20am

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• Sounds vaguely similar to a seen in the book " I hope they serve beer in hell"

  Submitted by niggermidget on Dec 24, 10 at 1:53pm

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  • close, its similar

    Submitted by buck06 on Nov 5, 11 at 2:45pm

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• everythings bigger in texas. :)

  Submitted by jgg9513 on Dec 24, 10 at 4:32pm

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