bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
he just fucked me for my cheese..
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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