Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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