That's intense
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
