he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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