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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.

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Submitted by wayno on Jun 5, 10 at 10:42am

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WTF? How? Fall asleep on the beach spread eagle?

Submitted by janikaye on Jun 5, 10 at 10:47am

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Apply lots of semen. LOTS.

Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Jun 5, 10 at 11:18am

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WTF?! Does hers stick out like a penis or something? Are we talking about a megaclit or what?

Submitted by summerstorm on Jun 5, 10 at 11:19am

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Does your clit hang low, does it wobble to and fro?

Submitted by Nix on Jun 6, 10 at 12:20am

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masturbate with aloe vera

Submitted by TheDude on Jun 5, 10 at 3:48pm

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1) ouch; 2) aloe; 3) I guess tan lines aren't your thing?

Submitted by hossbabyjr on Jun 5, 10 at 10:35am

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Put ointment and massage every ten minuates

Submitted by Beaglehead on Jun 5, 10 at 11:39am

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megaclit, lmfao.

Submitted by vengenzz on Jun 5, 10 at 12:32pm

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Yeah. How the fuck did you manage that?

Submitted by CamTheMan93 on Jun 5, 10 at 11:00am

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- tanning bed, i'm assuming, since some people lay in it butt-ass naked.
  
  Submitted by meghannnn on Jun 5, 10 at 11:04am
  
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  - One more reason for me to never use a tanning bed, I suppose. Ass germs are the worst.
    
    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 5, 10 at 12:19pm
    
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12:19 I work at a tanning salon the Beds are very clean they get cleaned after everyone person uses them with disinfectant and other cleaners so stfu

Submitted by dezbryn1 on Jun 5, 10 at 1:31pm

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Pretty sure that isn't possible unless u had ur pussy spread... It's not even a funny fake post. Shit kid keeps gettin worse on here

Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 10 at 1:55pm

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Rub aloe on it

Submitted by whitie112 on Jun 5, 10 at 10:35am

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Are you stupid karmaslave? You do realize the clit is on the OUTSIDE.

Submitted by ice43man on Jun 6, 10 at 1:59am

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Allow me to lick gently while sucking on an ice cube.

Submitted by 2144571774 on Jun 6, 10 at 9:34am

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reeeally wanna hear this story..

Submitted by rhs2010 on Jun 5, 10 at 5:54pm

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This is like the 4th time this has been posted as new. Come on tfln....changing the area code doesn't make it funny

Submitted by Ninjastyle on Jun 5, 10 at 11:15am

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ow ow ow.

Submitted by movielover on Jun 6, 10 at 1:17pm

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This would be impossible unless you were trying to tan the inside of your vag or something.

Submitted by karmaslave on Jun 5, 10 at 6:16pm

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Ooooowww! I didn't know this was physically possible! Wait...

Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 26, 10 at 5:41pm

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Ice, drugs, alcohol and sympathy. I feel your pain. Gx.

Submitted by tendownkeep60M on Jun 5, 10 at 6:38pm

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Even on a sunbed how on earth can u manage that?!!! It must b huge and hangy that is gross!!!

Submitted by britney09 on Jun 6, 10 at 6:57am

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What. The. Fuck. Where you tanning with your legs spread or something...sluttt!

Submitted by sarahjay on Jun 5, 10 at 12:01pm

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That's a HUGE clit you got there if it sticks out so far the sun can get it.

Submitted by Nix on Jun 6, 10 at 12:18am

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Get the aloe and have a party

Submitted by Jaco823 on Jun 7, 10 at 12:10am

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Obviously no one else realizes where she lives so I'll ask how the fuck did you get a sunburnt clot let alone a sunburn it hasn't been even close to that nice out!

Submitted by Partyhardy77 on Jun 6, 10 at 2:46am

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- maybe her area code is from alberta but she was somewhere else when she got a sunburn.
  
  Submitted by lalalalalalala on Jun 6, 10 at 5:24am
  
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Thedude has the right idea lol

Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 6, 10 at 2:06am

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Fake as Fuck

Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 10 at 7:58pm

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Karmaslave your a fucking idiot. The clit is not inside the pussy.

Submitted by blueberryluv2010 on Jun 10, 10 at 10:42am

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Poor girl. :/ I think we r deffinetly talking about a megaclit here

Submitted by qwertyuiopasdfgh on Jun 7, 10 at 12:25am

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this is like the seventh "burnt clit" type text in a week, how fucking common is this?

Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 6, 10 at 6:38pm

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heyy my name's Alexa, call me for a hook up ;) 5821566

Submitted by Lexigirl88 on Jun 5, 10 at 8:49pm

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Obviously no one else realizes where she lives so I'll ask how the fuck did you get a sunburnt clit let alone a sunburn it hasn't been even close to that nice out!

Submitted by Partyhardy77 on Jun 6, 10 at 2:48am

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(513) - Alexa

Submitted by Lexigirl88 on Jun 5, 10 at 8:51pm

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Apply cold liquid and gently rub

Submitted by haha_wait_wat on Apr 9, 11 at 3:35am

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How the hell do you get a sunburn on your clit?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 10 at 2:30pm

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This is like the third text that says this....

Submitted by purpleispretty on Jun 5, 10 at 11:28am

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Have your daddy suck on an ice cube and lick it for you????

Submitted by niceman on Jun 5, 10 at 7:04pm

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Cut it off.

Submitted by anonmyous on Jun 5, 10 at 11:09am

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Yours?

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 5, 10 at 8:18pm

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Ouch

Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 10 at 3:25am

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When it peels, can I have the skin?

Submitted by Fear_Cartaidh on Jun 5, 10 at 12:18pm

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Submitted by wayno on Jun 5, 10 at 10:42am

Submitted by janikaye on Jun 5, 10 at 10:47am

Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Jun 5, 10 at 11:18am

Submitted by summerstorm on Jun 5, 10 at 11:19am

Submitted by Nix on Jun 6, 10 at 12:20am

Submitted by TheDude on Jun 5, 10 at 3:48pm

Submitted by hossbabyjr on Jun 5, 10 at 10:35am

Submitted by Beaglehead on Jun 5, 10 at 11:39am

Submitted by vengenzz on Jun 5, 10 at 12:32pm

Submitted by CamTheMan93 on Jun 5, 10 at 11:00am

Submitted by meghannnn on Jun 5, 10 at 11:04am

Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 5, 10 at 12:19pm

Submitted by dezbryn1 on Jun 5, 10 at 1:31pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 10 at 1:55pm

Submitted by whitie112 on Jun 5, 10 at 10:35am

Submitted by ice43man on Jun 6, 10 at 1:59am

Submitted by 2144571774 on Jun 6, 10 at 9:34am

Submitted by rhs2010 on Jun 5, 10 at 5:54pm

Submitted by Ninjastyle on Jun 5, 10 at 11:15am

Submitted by movielover on Jun 6, 10 at 1:17pm

Submitted by karmaslave on Jun 5, 10 at 6:16pm

Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 26, 10 at 5:41pm

Submitted by tendownkeep60M on Jun 5, 10 at 6:38pm

Submitted by britney09 on Jun 6, 10 at 6:57am

Submitted by sarahjay on Jun 5, 10 at 12:01pm

Submitted by Nix on Jun 6, 10 at 12:18am

Submitted by Jaco823 on Jun 7, 10 at 12:10am

Submitted by Partyhardy77 on Jun 6, 10 at 2:46am

Submitted by lalalalalalala on Jun 6, 10 at 5:24am

Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 6, 10 at 2:06am

Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 10 at 7:58pm

Submitted by blueberryluv2010 on Jun 10, 10 at 10:42am

Submitted by qwertyuiopasdfgh on Jun 7, 10 at 12:25am

Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 6, 10 at 6:38pm

Submitted by Lexigirl88 on Jun 5, 10 at 8:49pm

Submitted by Partyhardy77 on Jun 6, 10 at 2:48am

Submitted by Lexigirl88 on Jun 5, 10 at 8:51pm

Submitted by haha_wait_wat on Apr 9, 11 at 3:35am

Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 10 at 2:30pm

Submitted by purpleispretty on Jun 5, 10 at 11:28am

Submitted by niceman on Jun 5, 10 at 7:04pm

Submitted by anonmyous on Jun 5, 10 at 11:09am

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 5, 10 at 8:18pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 10 at 3:25am

Submitted by Fear_Cartaidh on Jun 5, 10 at 12:18pm

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