did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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