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  • is it just me or are these texts getting a little ridiculous. it sounds like people are making shit up and trying way too hard to be funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:14am
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  • What country part of town do u live in? Where raccoons just walk in outta nowhere?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:46pm
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  • Lol that's really funny my brothers friend had a pet raccoon and they named it shit head...it really liked shiny things but I don't recall it ever eating any Oreos???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:50am
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  • It's from the advirtisment at the rose bowl during the game, go buckeyes , it was halarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:39am
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  • haha kinda glad we dont have raccoons in aust after reading that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:51pm
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  • Haha good ol 757 =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 4:11am
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  • woohoo hampton roads!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:18pm
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  • its actually very possible...my mom has a pet raccoon and they do LOVE oreos...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:08pm
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  • 1014, they really are bad and entirely dumb when true, but it's still better then the ones at MLIA hands down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:46am
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  • Wow this is actually a really funny one from my area haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:14am
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  • that sounds like a hickory party up in this shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:14pm
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  • What's the difference between a raccoon and a tv? A lot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:21am
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  • don't know about the OP but 3:23 is from CO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:54pm
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  • Ugh it's so embarrassing to think that people sit around and make things up like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:47pm
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  • i've run into wild raccoons in my home, it's pretty much one of the scariest things ever. bad night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:48pm
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  • This sounds like either Great Bridge or Suffolk. Country ass mothafuckas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:02pm
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  • Hahaah it sounds like you had your own version of the hangover

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:32pm
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  • entirely possible depending on where you live (VA like the OP, or CO, MI, WA, WY, etc). and tell the OP how? alcohol, duh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:23pm
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  • holy shit i was actually at a rose bowl party in the 757...no raccoons though...whales...beached whales

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:51am
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  • it says the op is from virginia. meaning theyre probablyyy not an oregon fan..so they like ohio state. so who gives a SHIT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:43pm
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  • This is clearly a Text From This Morning. WTF

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:09am
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  • Screw the raccoon, I'm worried about the Oreos

    Submitted by conorteague on Apr 28, 10 at 1:01am
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  • Oregon took it in the mouth, FWIW. Go tOSU!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:46am
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  • Tell that bitch to get the fuck off your Oreos!!

    Submitted by tj727 on Feb 9, 11 at 6:59pm
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