RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
Randomize
