You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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