So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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