Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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