So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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