I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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