So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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