We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I just gift wrapped bread.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I didn't notice because vodka
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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