haha this totally happened with me with a younger boyfriend and he looked really confused/grossed out and I had to explain it to him and tell him it's normal. God damn younger bfs
I feel sorry for most of you ladies. Even in my younger days, the worst that would happen is I'd laugh at the sound. My current g/f does as well--it's as funny as a fart but without the smell.
@ 1:19 educate these fools. lol
I got freaked the first time I did it... thankfully my bf calmed me down... now when I squirted he freaked the fuck out. For a sec. he thought I peed.
LOL OMFG this totally happend to me!!! Except i didnt knowwhat it waseither at the time it was the first person idever slept with and i was like wtf?! i swear i didnt fart! hahah i just giggle or laugh now every time it happens. i remember with my second partner he was a virgin and it happend after we were switching up positions. it was embarassing at the time, cause they dont kno what the hell it is.... haha buut now we just laugh about it. Maaan.
OMG. Same thing happened to me. But my guy was 27 and I was like, "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" He had NEVER heard of that before. Didn't even know what the word "queef" meant. Stupid.
Queefing is just suction...which means you're tighter...not looser.>_> Cause if you were loose the air should just slip past his penis, instead of making a noise when he pulls out and/or pushes in. Ugh. People are immature sometimes XD
You should totally turn the table on him and say "What, you never heard a queef before??? Are you a virgin or something???" That would probably shut him up pretty quick.
I had an epic queef last week. Me and my Hubby were 69ing, me on top. I guess the way my back was arched it sucked in by itself (damn me for doing it on purpose in 9th grade) and a little one came out in his face. Then I started laughing and it sounded like a machine gun. The worst part was when I turned around and saw him shielding his face like my vagina was spitting acid.
In school some guys were talking about it and this girl sitting by them was like "..What's a queefe? Is it Spanish?" It took her about 20 minutes to get it...
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