I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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