How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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