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  Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?

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• it depends on how good the dick is...

  Submitted by allornone on Feb 25, 15 at 7:24am

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• Mile 30. No dick is worth that travel. Tongues and fingers are another story.

  Submitted by WV_kiwi on Feb 25, 15 at 3:06pm

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• mile 100

  Submitted by monkeyboner on Feb 25, 15 at 8:32am

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• The nooky scale goes like this: one mile = she has coffee, ten miles = she's on a date, hundred miles = she has sex, thousand miles = she has your baby, ten thousand miles = she raises your hidden family (i.e. Lindbergh)

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 25, 15 at 4:38pm

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• anything over 25 miles.... 45 if its fucking amazing dick.

  Submitted by nightowl617 on Feb 27, 15 at 12:19pm

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• It's all relative. If she's ugly than that may be the closest dick she can get. If she's hot, then there are probably hundreds of dicks available for her within a 1 mile radius.

  Submitted by NJ_Pablo on Feb 28, 15 at 9:53am

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• No reason to drive 1000 miles...there is plenty of dick here

  Submitted by sledrvr1 on Feb 25, 15 at 7:50pm

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• Is drive that for good dick

  Submitted by irishgal515 on Feb 26, 15 at 10:51pm

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• Seems only you know when the mileage is re-dickulous.

  Submitted by hyperdermic on Feb 27, 15 at 1:38am

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• 70 is too far.

  Submitted by hogfish on Nov 5, 15 at 6:35pm

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• I drove 1500 miles... Then I married it.

  Submitted by tmunny87 on Sep 3, 15 at 6:45am

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