how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
