He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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