So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Randomize
