yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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