Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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