she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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