Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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