i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Randomize
