YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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