My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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