and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
you have to choose: penises or morals?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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