I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
