i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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