They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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