plz talk dirty to me
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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